Naija Police embarrassment - When will this end?

Nigerian Police will not stop embarrassing us. Watch video of how a Police man tries to collect bribe from a suspected victim. The victim finds a way and videos the conversation.

Is Mugabe still sane? He calls Nelson Mandela a "Coward" and an "Idiot"

Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe blasted Nelson Mandela as a “coward” and “idiot” during a rally today to celebrate Mugabe’s record seventh term in office following his victory in the country’s disputed elections last week. In one of his trademark fiery speeches, the 89-year-old Mugabe — who has led the southern African country since 1980 — claimed that he should be hailed as an African hero instead of Mandela, the anti-apartheid icon and former president of neighboring South Africa.
“My huge victory in these elections prove I am the greatest leader in the history of Africa,” Mugabe told supporters in Zimbabwe’s capital, Harare. “I have spent my whole life fighting for the Zimbabwean people and they continue to elect me.”
Mugabe tightened his iron grip on power in last week’s elections after he received 61 percent of the vote while his ZANU-PF party won a two-thirds majority in parliament, though there are allegations of widespread fraud and violence against the opposition.
“I am the greatest African who has ever lived,” Mugabe said. “The world should love me more than the idiot Nelson Mandela. F**k Nelson Mandela. As I waged war against colonialism, that coward sat on his ass in prison for 27 years. He’s a coward.
“I have been leader for 33 years. Mandela was president for five years. What kind of idiot gives up political power? Great leaders like me know how to stay in power.
“While Mandela sits comfortably in a hospital, I stand before you fit and healthy, ready to lead this country and the Zimbabwean people for at least another 25 years,” Mugabe added, referring to the 95-year-old Mandela’s ongoing treatment for a lung condition.
Mugabe also mocked South Africa’s multicultural “rainbow nation” in his speech, claiming that Mandela didn’t care about the interests of black Africans.
“There is only one color allowed in Zimbabwe, and it is black,” he said. “I banned the color white in my country. Nelson Mandela told all the white people to stay in his ridiculous rainbow nation. He should have thrown all of the whites and homosexuals out of his country like I did. South Africa would be so much better off.”
The Lord of Misrule
Mandela served as South Africa’s president from 1994 to 1999 and is highly regarded at home and worldwide for his role in ending apartheid and becoming the country’s first democratically elected leader.
Similar to Mandela, Mugabe played a pivotal role in the struggle for black-majority rule against the white minority-controlled Rhodesia, which became Zimbabwe.
In recent years, however, Mugabe and his government have plunged the country into diplomatic and economic isolation due to corruption, authoritarian rule, political violence and human rights abuses. Mugabe drew international condemnation in particular over his land redistribution policies, in which prosperous commercial farmers were chased off their land by violent mobs.
South Africa, which borders Zimbabwe, has pursued a policy of silent diplomacy with Mugabe, appeasing him in public while supposedly criticizing him in private.
South Africa’s President Jacob Zuma, who congratulated Mugabe on his presidential victory, said he would review Mugabe’s remarks before making an official statement.

Modern Day Vampires - Are you sure you know who you are giving your child out to?

It seems Onitsha can never stop being in the news. from discovery of human skulls in a hotel to the sales of human meat at a ppopular hotel in this same Onitsha. 

At the Onitsha Chief Magistrate Court, Chiamaka , a mother of two, was arraigned by the police yesterday for savagely biting her  nine-year-old maid all over the body, including her private part.Chiamaka, who hails from Eziagu in Enugu State, was arraigned in suit number MO/38/2013 for allegedly inflicting bodily harm on her maid, Nnenna Nwafor, on  July 25 when she allegedly used dangerous weapons and her teeth to inflict injuries on the girl.

The Police Prosecution counsel, Mr. Uwakwe Okoji, told the court that the crime was committed at No 7 Udemba Street, Woliwo Onitsha. He described the act as not only evil, but also one of man’s inhumanity to man. He equally told the court that  the husband of the suspect had since sent her out of his house because of the act, while praying the court to look into the matter with a view to bringing the suspect to justice.

The victim's mother who is a widow amidst tears told the court that she never knew that the injuries on her daughter were so serious until when she(victim) removed her pant and she noticed that she had a very serious cut in her private part.

The victim, Nnenna, while narrating her after the court session, painted a gory picture of what she passed through in the hands of her mistress. She said that on several occasions, her mistress had poured hot water on her, and attacked her with  dangerous weapons on some other occasions.

She further disclosed how her mistress forced her down and ordered her to open her legs before biting her severally in her private part, after inflicting same on her buttocks and other parts of her body.

The presiding Magistrate, Mr. M A Okonkwo, said he was dumbfounded over the incident, adding that he never believed that a woman, who had passed through pains of childbirth, could inflict this type of injuries on a daughter of a fellow woman and ordered the suspect to be remanded in prison custody

Questionable Selection....Questionable Results

As the common saying goes “Garbage in-garbage out”. “you don’t expect to plant maize and harvest orange nor does one expect a dog to give birth to a fowl”. Don’t mind my numerous idioms, I was just trying to make us understand truly where I am coming from.

It is no news about the escapades of our dearly beloved sister and daughter Beverly Osu in the “BigBrother –The Chase” house. Everybody keeps complaining of the way she has disgraced the country and what have you but have we bothered to look into the selection process? How did this “self-acclaimed prostitute” come the limelight to the extent of representing over 120million Nigerian youths? Someone that is barely know to Nigerians and does not possess any African attribute. We were told that the selection process takes into cognizance people with specific attributes that reflect their countries and Africa at large, can you please tell me one attribute Miss Beverly possess to warrant her inclusion in the house? I think the how she got into the how shouldn’t be a mystery as she herself confessed to be a prostitute. Since she can sleep with men for money and isn’t ashamed to say it, she can as well sleep with judges and organizes for this opportunity to disgrace Nigeria. Now you understand why I said “you don’t expect to plant maize and harvest orange”.

Just yesterday (sun, Aug 04) after romping her lover “Angelo” in the Jacuzzi, she went ahead to romp Bimp who was obviously shy as well as surprised on this young lady’s escapade. During the week she literarily asked Angelo to marry her of which the young south-African gave a diplomatic answer to.

The only cover we Nigerian have now is in the more reserved and manly Melvin who has refused to be a shame and knows that you mustn’t go nude or have sex on an internal screen to be famous and respected. Well, Beverly might want to prove the fact that says “what men do, women do better”. What do you feel?

Click Here to watch the romp on Bimp

Death of Jesus Suite - Kenyan lawyer sues Israel

A Kenyan lawyer has filed a petition with the International Court of Justice (ICJ) in The Hague, suggesting that the trial and crucifixion of Jesus Christ was unlawful, and The State of Israel among others should be held responsible, Kenyan news outlet the Nairobian reported on Friday.

Dola Indidis, a lawyer and former spokesman of the Kenyan Judiciary is reportedly attempting to sue Tiberius (Emperor of Rome 42 BC-37AD), Pontius Pilate, a selection of Jewish elders, King Herod, the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel.

"Evidence today is on record in the bible, and you cannot discredit the bible," Indidis told Kenyan Citizen
News.

Yes, those he suggests should have been convicted during the original trial have not been alive for more than 2000 years, however Indidis insists that the government for whom they acted can and should still be held responsible.

“I filed the case because it’s my duty to upholdthe dignity of Jesus and I have gone to the ICJ to seek justice for the man from Nazareth,” Indidid told the Nairobian. “His selective and malicious prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of office bias and prejudice.”

Indidis apparently named the states of Italy and Israel in the lawsuit because upon the attainment of independence, the two states incorporated the laws of the Roman Empire, those in force at the time of the Crucifixion.

He is challenging the mode of questioning used during Jesus' trial, prosecution, hearing and sentencing; the form of punishment meted out on him while undergoing judicial proceedings and the substance of the information used to convict him.

The case was first filed in the High Court in Nairobi, but was rejected. Indidis had then applied to have it heard at the ICJ, which, the Kenyan news website Standard Media(SDE) reported constituted a pre-trial panel that would consider his case.

Indidis says he wants to establish what crime Jesus was charged with and prays that the court decides “that the proceedings before the Roman courts were a nullity in law for they did not conform to the rule of law at the material time and any time thereafter.”

“Some of those present spat in his face, struck him with their fists, slapped him, taunted him, and pronounced him worthy of death,” Indidis also told SDE.

When Jesus died, Indidis insists he was not given an opportunity to be heard. "I am suing as a friend," he said.

Indidis insisted on the validity of his case, saying "I know with a matter of fact and truth we have a good case with a high probability of success and I hope it is done in my lifetime."

When asked about the case, a spokesperson from the IJC told legal news website Legal Cheek, "The ICJ has no jurisdiction for such a case. The ICJ settles disputes between states. It is not even theoretically possible for us to consider this case."